Things to do in the next six hours

Open House Menu:

Pecan Muffins (done)
Praline Bars (done)
Peppermint Bark (done)
Russian Tea Cakes (done)
Cheese Ball (done)
Pioneer Woman's Mystery Rolls
Bacon Wrapped Jalapenos
Chex Party Mix (PW's) (done)
Shrimp Cocktail
Veggie Tray (to assuage the guilt of all of the above)

Open House Chores

Clean three toilets, three sinks, one tub and one shower
Wipe down massive expanse of maple cabinets (to give the impression there were never jelly fingerprints on them)
Vacuum all floors
Yell at my family to pick up their damn crap
Have a drink

Fool myself that our guests will think our house is always this clean and we're always this well dressed and polite!